The Democratic Republic of La Sangre subio is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 532 million La Sangre subioans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esperanza. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong La Sangre subioan economy, worth 41.2 trillion Dabloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 77,436 Dabloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

La Sangre subioans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and contestants on La Sangre subio's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Sangre subio's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

La Sangre subio is ranked 14,668^th in the world and 76^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 116.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.